23,490 Total calories burned. Thanks again to Jack Rabbit for their generous donation of a pair of running shoes to the donor with the closest guess. (The winner was Terence Gerchberg, who needs another pair of sneakers like Rosie O'Donnell needs another bite of a donut.)
18.2 Total weight (in pounds) lost during ride. This despite going through 30+ bottles of Accelerade and water.
2 Pee breaks. One each for Todd Colby and Jon Miles. Ironman apparently does not equal iron bladder.
6,931 Dollars donated as of now. Feel free to increase that sum by donating online.