Today's installment is a joint venture between NSQ and me.
Yes, you in the *** *** jersey who sucked my wheel today. Maybe drafting two strangers without even so much as announcing your presence isn't such a great idea. Maybe riding with earbuds but no helmet isn't too bright either. Unless I give you the okay to tickle my spleen, I think it’s best that you stay a few bike lengths ahead or behind me. Use your legs, not my gams, to power you up or down that hill. Oh, and when I opened it up on the east side to test out my new wheels, you really tried to stay with me? And on the west side when the idiot with the headphones bigger than her skull was crossing the street against the light and didn't look, what exactly would have happened if I had squeezed my brakes while you were on my wheel?
And we don't want you to feel left out headphone lady. Since this is a joint venture, there's enough hate to go around. If you're gonna wear your too-cool-for-school sunglasses and old school headphones, perhaps you should look before oh-so-cavalierly crossing the road against the light.
NSQ & JC