The Bike Pimp

Based on the heavy traffic to this site yesterday after a fleeting mention of the female anatomy, it seems clear that if we want attention for our humble blog, that provocative language is a more effective means of attracting it than my rambling about triathlon and Seinfeld trivia.  In that spirit, I am reminded of our friend Billy Simmons' long dormant, but still amusing site, www.bikepimp.net.  Where else can you see gems like "lighter than a crackhead on a hunger strike" in a review of a bike?